The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 76 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.422 billion Second Best Pack Storage 76ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 76ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,099 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake, concussed legendaryball players cannot remember their lineup position, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 76's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 76 is ranked 212,378^th in the world and 1,393^rd in Two for Safest, scoring 31.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.